Havant The Blues

The Portsmouth News asked for a poem...

Haven't got a job no more
haven't got a gaff
haven't got a girlfriend
the one I had's gone off.
Haven't got enough for tea
haven't had my lunch
I'm getting pretty fed up
of my private credit crunch.
But with friends, fresh air and freedom
I'm not feeling down.
I'm happy writing in my shed
here in Havant Town.